Rat Pack Jazz DINNER SHOW Halloween at Viand, Chicago

October 15th, 2009

Frank performs Rat Pack Jazz at Viand 10/31/09

Frank performs Rat Pack Jazz at Viand 10/31/09


“Mr. Rat Pack” Frank Lamphere and Viand Present

RAT PACK JAZZ

Saturday October 31, 2009

Frank and his rat pack jazz trio perform.

“Mr. Rat Pack” Frank Lamphere Sings Fridays at Viand, Downtown Chicago

September 14th, 2009

“Mr. Rat Pack” Frank Lamphere will be performing every Friday in October at Viand Restaurant. Viand, run by Chicago celebrity chef Steve Chiappetti, features contemporary American cuisine and is located in the Courtyard by Marriott Magnificent Mile, just a half block from Michigan Avenue. Viand will be filling an important musical void for this area. “It’s harder and harder to find good live music these days” says a local resident. Frank Lamphere, should nicely fill that void.

A regular part of Lamphere’s sets are tributes to Dean Martin (vocally, one of the best around), Tony Bennett and of course Frank Sinatra. Known to break into a classic Italian melody (Al Di La, Volare, Ciao Ciao Bambina) with little if any accent, Frank can also be persuaded to perform an Elvis or Tom Jones number.

He is accompanied by pianist Larry Harris and drummer Mike “the Doctor” Jeffers. There’s not unlimited space but dancing is encouraged. For reservations phone 312-255-8505

The music begins at 8PM on Friday October 02 and will continue through December.

Viand is located at 155 East Ontario (southwest corner of Ontario and St. Clair)
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LuvGrams Singing Telegrams in New York, Rips Off Performers and Maybe Customers

August 16th, 2009

The phone rings and you see an out of state area code on the caller ID. You answer and the person on the other end describes herself as a singer-songwriter-performer with a successful national singing telegram business. She has a particular client in my geographical area and having checked out my website realizes that my qualifications perfectly match the job. If I am available on a particular Saturday she would like to hire me to perform a singing telegram at this residence.

The woman’s first name is Gayle, she lives/works in New York, she advertises her company as LuvGrams and she’s anything but a professional songwriter or ethical business person.

Gayle phoned my office in 2005 and offered me $275.00 to drive 20 miles on a Saturday afternoon to sing a couple of songs for an elderly woman’s birthday. In this case, Mrs. Mazzone who lived on the Northwest side of Chicago was the client. Gayle, who as it states on her website Luv-grams.com has a staff of professional songwriters (her) offers custom designed, tailor made lyrics and she had written one such parody to the melody of the Dean Martin song Volare. When I received the lyrics about a week before the actual job, I must admit, I thought it was a joke. The lyrics seem to have been put together by a five year old child with little sense of rhyme, awkward phrasing, and did not in anyway coincide with the actual melody; making it nearly impossible to sing. I remember calling Gayle several days before Mrs. Mazzone’s outdoor birthday bash. I told Gayle that I did not understand the phrasing of the jumbled together words in the context of the melody. By her tone, she was irritated that I had not phoned her immediately. However she “fixed” and clarified a couple of issues while on the phone. It still took several days of repeated readings to understand that it wasn’t my problem that I, just couldn’t get it. It simply sucked! However it really wasn’t going to matter. On her day in the spotlight, Mrs. Mazzone would hear some personal tidbits, a few quirky things in a familiar song, sung by a stranger, while her children and grandchildren were all gathered around and smiling approvingly. And that is just what happened! That little nightmare and two other of her favorite Dean Martin songs were belted out accapella with video cameras rolling. I was kindly offered to stick around and enjoy some food that had been grilled but having my wife in the car, I made my way out of the backyard and drove away breathing a big sigh of relief that it had gone over well.

I did speak with Gayle that afternoon to reassure her that the singing telegram was a success. That was four years ago and I am still waiting for a check. After a couple of calls to her office and an excuse or two, she started screening her calls and no longer answering. I suppose I could have tricked her and called on another phone, but that is not my style.

The one thing I did gain from the ordeal was an understanding of the necessity to get, even the most mundane of business tranactions, in writing. There tends to be a kind of cameraderie in the music business therefore I felt comfortable in allowing Gayle to send a check after the job was completed.(This is common practice) But cameraderie did not apply here. Gayle, with her office that supposedly overlooks Central Park is a thief! Who knows how many other entertainers she has intentionally not payed or paying customers for that matter? Despicable! I wonder what she will think when she reads this posting, as it will be circulating all over the internet within a couple of weeks. Probably not much. For one reason or another she has probably been a scammer all of her life. Like most people, I hate being ripped off! I have run two businesses for nearly twenty years and every now and than, some unethical person sticks it to you.

Stay clear of LuvGrams if you are in search of a singing telegram.

Having Success with Live Music at Your Bar or Restaurant. Hiring the Right Bands.

July 12th, 2009

So, you have decided to try live music in your bar-lounge or restaurant. As a singer and music contractor (Rat Pack Enterprises LLC) that has worked in numerous venues over the last twenty years that have included Chicago’s only five star hotel “The Peninsula”, quaint piano bars, old styled supper clubs, and more Italian restaurants than you could find even in Rome! (Well, not really) I have definite opinions on what works and what doesn’t when it comes to live music. More important than my viewpoint as an entertainer is the perspective that comes from being the owner of a small business for the last seventeen years. These are my guidelines and business procedures for success and hence profitability for hiring live music for bars and restaurants.

I am not aware of any book or manual that states specific rules on hiring musicians. There are many misconceptions regarding hosting live music, as proven by the way in which business is typically done. Consequently poor standards have been adopted and have led to what I believe is the horrible state of music in most establishments.

The first step in assuring financial success with live music is to have a clear understanding that, music is an investment. Whether or not music is a good investment for your venue will depend on a number of factors. These are the four major principles that I would like to highlight.

To be a worthwhile investment, you must invest in a high quality music product. You must market the product. You must be consistent. You must be committed to all of the above.

Investing in a high quality music product is perhaps the area most subjected to diverse opinion. Naturally everyone has their own musical preferences, and the key here is to select a genre and stick with it. Give it a chance to succeed. Without a musical direction, with a lack of vision (like most venues) you are thinking in the short term. Short term thinking will hurt you. If you feature a 1960’s R&B group one Friday and an acoustic pop duo the following Friday you are confusing and perhaps worse, upsetting your client base. A French bistro doesn’t change to a Mandarin Chinese restaurant from one week to the next. In this sense, thinking that variety is a good thing is absolute hogwash! Variety within a genre (new and old selections), variety within a 50 minute music set (fast, slow tempos) is essential but, haphazardly mixing genres from one week to the next is wishy-washy and will likely lead to financial failure. Another important rule must be “Hire the highest caliber, most polished band you can find”. There are some indicators of a band’s desire to stand out from the rest of the pack. Aside from a quality demo and hearing them live, perhaps the next most important qualifier is their sound system. I will tell you right now that most clubs and most bands have a poor sound system. When I say poor I mean, not capable of reproducing the accurate sound of the vocals, the instruments, having distortion, being too loud etc. It’s hard to find an excellent quality speaker under $800.00. Ditto for the P.A. It really requires a substantial outlay of cash for a quality sound system, despite what the kid at Guitar Center says.
Serious musicians will have already figured this out.

Each year I have also found that more and more people listen with their eyes. A great visual presentation is crucial. Therefore the proper lighting is essential. Red, blue, and white stage lights all have their place in a serious musical venue. As does a band that dresses consistent with the genre they are performing. A jazz trio should not come dressed as if they were auditioning for a slot on Hee Haw. Music and bands are not interchangeable. Better quality bands will draw and hold more people. Better quality bands that take care of business will cost more than those that do not. For those of you that hire karaoke singers or groups that primarily use backing tracks, “Shame on you!” Don’t do it. This is truly “Music with no soul”. People that “know” music understand that most performers (but not all) that use the background tracks really scrape the bottom. It is not live entertainment! It’s a bad trend and about as tasteless as it gets. It will be difficult to fill a room when the performer works this way. Pay the extra for real performing musicians or don’t have music. You will have a unique offering compared to most other venues that will lead to increased revenues. I’ll leave you with this thought, “A poor music choice in your lounge is akin to having an outbreak of food poisoning in your restaurant”. It will most likely be very damaging. “Often the difference between spectacular and garbage is a few hundred bucks”.

Now you are convinced that you will hire great quality bands. This leads us to the next and most neglected part of the success quotient, marketing. Unless you have a fabulous high traffic (Rush Street) location, you’ll need to market. How will people know that you have this wonderful music in your lounge Telepathy? Word of mouth? (It’s not enough!) The little sheet of paper taped to the door at the entrance? Perhaps “Live Band” on the marquee out front. That’ll really pack ‘em in! Give me a break! How vague and disrespectful to the entertainers and potential customers. Remember that bands are not interchangeable. If you are ashamed to display the band’s name, to be specific about the type of music you have, or lack confidence that displaying something other than “Live entertainment in our lounge” will be effective, then why are they there? Those are the most common marketing methods in use. Meaning, there is little or no marketing at 80% of venues. All of the available resources must be used by the sly marketer. Free insertions in entertainment newspapers, online event sites, prominent and detailed displays on your business website, table tents or some form of description of the band that builds value in the eyes of the patron. Sell, sell, and sell. If you have a niche type band you will probably need to draw from a larger geographic area. Consider putting out the bucks for a display ad in a major newspaper. It can payoff not only in immediate profits but if your service and food are “together”, also in residual business.

You know how important having consistent quality is to the food menu. Why would this be any different for the entertainment? Here’s a common scenario. A group of six diners go to an upper scale restaurant that has the appropriate décor, service, and menu. After eating they head to the lounge for an after dinner drink maybe a slow dance. And who’s in there?; Three guitar players ranging in age from 22-26 years with torn jeans and playing music that is completely out of context. There is Surf n’ turf in the restaurant and sloppy Joes in the bar. It’s incredible, yet so common. In addition, the Sports Bar Syndrome is happening. There are four large screen televisions illuminating from every angle of the room. You ask “But what can I do? It’s playoff time. The same two customers come in every day, and want to watch the game.” There’s always a playoff game or race cars or an important Chinese women’s badminton final to see. Once the music begins, let them go elsewhere to watch the game. For success, I’m convinced that it’s got to be either music or televisions, not both. Televisions wreck the proposed atmosphere. It cheapens the entire establishment. I don’t care how much they cost! It’s dumb, and classless. Televisions are not conducive to conversations or socializing. Is that what you want? There is another all-important factor that merits a mention namely “professional service”. Professional bartenders and wait staff are a must. Bartenders, whose goal is to make money for the house and themselves, not to flirt with customers, not to have conversations on their cell phones or tell “cute” stories at the expense of ignoring the other patrons. You need to have bartenders that are able to mix, pour, and sell drinks. A bartender worth his keep, toes the fine line between friendliness and aggressive yet responsible sales. I understand that bad bartenders are just like bad music. If the person doing the hiring was aware that the band sucked, he wouldn’t have hired them to begin with. I’ll bet that most of us have had our share of atrocious bartenders; the kinds that leave you wondering what they are doing there in the first place. This may be typical of the caliber of employee available these days. Get rid of them! They are killing your business! Remember this: With all of the competition in today’s marketplace, “Customers need a compelling reason to frequent one establishment over another, especially during a weekday.” Your entire program has to be together otherwise you’ll be just like all the rest of the joints. To quote many a critic “the devil is in the details”.

Finally these principles need to be applied and adhered to. They are not to be employed until business is good and then discarded. A commitment to quality music, an aggressive marketing plan, consistency of theme, atmosphere, food, and professional service will go far in helping guarantee profitability and success in hosting live music at your restaurant or lounge.

-Frank Lamphere

There is an art to good singing and entertaining. Frank Lamphere is one of the dominant remaining practitioners of this art. Unlike much of the market that uses D.J. type “pre-recorded” music, Rat Pack Jazz, as Lamphere bills his act, uses a live band filled with Chicago’s most acclaimed musicians. But more than just a great singer with a superb band, as a music contractor, Frank and his company Rat Pack Enterprises LLC. have been meeting and exceeding the musical entertainment needs of clients for years. A diversified clientele that includes: Akzo Nobel, The Muscular Dystrophy Association, Western Illinois University, Geneva Concours d’Elegance, Radisson Hotels, Wells Fargo Bank, City of Oak Forest, YMCA of McDonough County, Iowa Wesleyan College, the Pfister Hotel and many others.

Frank Lamphere offers a selection of musical entertainment options that include: the “Frank Lamphere Presents Rat Pack Jazz” variety show and two artist-specific shows “Sinatra Spoken Here” and the unique “Dean Martin Tribute Show”. Rather than cheap imitations of the real thing, these high caliber seventy-five minute shows capture the essence of the originals. They are available with 3-10 piece backing bands to accommodate various venues and budgets. All options feature high quality sound and lighting.

Rat Pack Enterprises LLC Issues Mission Statement

June 17th, 2009

Rat Pack Enterprises’ Mission Statement

My mission is to: Spread goodwill, pleasure and happiness by providing a live musical experience that is highly entertaining on both an emotional and intellectual level, to create strong and enjoyable long-lasting memories, and to help create a desire for the listener to want to experience this music again and again.

I will accomplish this by singing and recording great songs in a unique and professional manner while being backed by a superb band. I will use all of my musical knowledge to educate the listeners. I will perform with a state of-the-art sound system that allows the music to be heard without compromise. I will use all of my performing know-how to allow the listeners to experience the full range of human emotions. Most importantly, I will try to make the listeners forget, momentarily, all except the anticipation of a vocal crescendo or cymbal crash, while absorbing the finger snapping, foot tapping, and intoxicating sounds of Frank Lamphere’s Rat Pack Jazz.

Frank Lamphere Unveils his New “Dean Martin Song” this Thursday

May 12th, 2009

After 8PM he’s a nightclub singer, performing at some of the top venues in the Midwest. In the morning he’s not only a music contractor (acting as booking for himself and a small stable of quality musical entertainers) but Frank Lamphere is also one of the busiest deck contractors (A-Affordable Decks) in DuPage County, Illinois. With three professions: agent, crooner and contractor you would think that there wasn’t much time left over to do much of anything else. How about writing songs? Lyrics and original melodies that he conjures up. Frank has always had melodies (songs without the words) come and then just as quickly vanish without a trace. One day in September of 2007 he decided to keep a tape recorder at the side of his bed and low and behold, since that time, Lamphere has completed more than twenty songs. He has been inserting these originals into his sets while performing live, much to the enjoyment of the listeners and dancers. “Variety” says Frank “is the key to keeping people attentive. I’d hate to be predictable”

He has written jazz, blues, 50’s style pop, 60’s type pop, a pair of political pieces, a hard swinging big band number, a James Bond type song, a Christmas tearjerker and a handful of novelties. Thursday, May 14 Frank will unveil his latest creation: Dino On the Rocks. The song is a salute to his favorite singer Dean Martin.

Lamphere has appeared every Thursday at Villa Verone in Geneva, Illinois since the first of the year. He is most frequently accompanied by his fine pianist Larry Harris and drummer Rusty Jones. (With whom he worked with for a couple of years at the Flame of Countryside). Villa Verone is located a block north of Roosevelt Road at 416 Hamilton in downtown Geneva. There is no cover and the music begins at 8PM. 630-232-2201

Frank Lamphere a Hit at Geneva Nightclub, Villa Verone - Dean Martin Tribute This Week

April 20th, 2009

Frank Lamphere and his Dynamic Rat Pack Jazz Duo have been extended through May at Villa Verone. The three dates are May 14, 21, and 28. The dance floor has been packed and business has been steadily growing each week as the people in the Fox Valley area have been discovering this great night of music.
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This first set this week will include a tribute to Frank’s favorite crooner Dean Martin. Come catch the excitement!

Drummer Rusty Jones On the Cover of Chicago Jazz Magazine

April 20th, 2009

Veteran drummer Rusty Jones is on the cover of the March/April issue of Chicago Jazz Magazine. Jones for years one of the more popular drummers on the Chicago jazz scene, has had extended stints with George Shearing and Judy Roberts. He currently works as a part of the Johnny Gabor Trio on Tuesday and Saturday nights at the Flame in Countryside and works with vocalist Frank Lamphere on Thursday nights at Villa Verone in Geneva Illinois.

Chicago Jazz Magazine published by Mike Jeffers, is regarded as “The” authority on the Chicago jazz scene, and comes out six times a year. Subscriptions are available at Chicago Jazz Magazine

Frank Lamphere Sings on Milwaukee Television

April 8th, 2009

Rat Pack Jazz - Extended through April at Villa Verone

March 3rd, 2009

Frank Lamphere and his Rat Pack Jazz Duo have been extended through April at Villa Verone in Geneva Illinois.

The Thursday night “get-togethers” have been gaining in popularity since Frank and company started back in December.
Larry Harris continues on keyboard and Rusty Jones on drums. No reservations are required! This is the place to be in the western suburbs on Thursday nights.

Villa Verone was just rated the number three Italian restaurant in DuPge County by a readers poll in DuPage Magazine.