
Frank performs Rat Pack Jazz at Viand 10/31/09
“Mr. Rat Pack” Frank Lamphere and Viand Present
RAT PACK JAZZ
Saturday October 31, 2009
Frank and his rat pack jazz trio perform.

Frank performs Rat Pack Jazz at Viand 10/31/09
RAT PACK JAZZ
Saturday October 31, 2009
Frank and his rat pack jazz trio perform.
The phone rings and you see an out of state area code on the caller ID. You answer and the person on the other end describes herself as a singer-songwriter-performer with a successful national singing telegram business. She has a particular client in my geographical area and having checked out my website realizes that my qualifications perfectly match the job. If I am available on a particular Saturday she would like to hire me to perform a singing telegram at this residence.
The woman’s first name is Gayle, she lives/works in New York, she advertises her company as LuvGrams and she’s anything but a professional songwriter or ethical business person.
Gayle phoned my office in 2005 and offered me $275.00 to drive 20 miles on a Saturday afternoon to sing a couple of songs for an elderly woman’s birthday. In this case, Mrs. Mazzone who lived on the Northwest side of Chicago was the client. Gayle, who as it states on her website Luv-grams.com has a staff of professional songwriters (her) offers custom designed, tailor made lyrics and she had written one such parody to the melody of the Dean Martin song Volare. When I received the lyrics about a week before the actual job, I must admit, I thought it was a joke. The lyrics seem to have been put together by a five year old child with little sense of rhyme, awkward phrasing, and did not in anyway coincide with the actual melody; making it nearly impossible to sing. I remember calling Gayle several days before Mrs. Mazzone’s outdoor birthday bash. I told Gayle that I did not understand the phrasing of the jumbled together words in the context of the melody. By her tone, she was irritated that I had not phoned her immediately. However she “fixed” and clarified a couple of issues while on the phone. It still took several days of repeated readings to understand that it wasn’t my problem that I, just couldn’t get it. It simply sucked! However it really wasn’t going to matter. On her day in the spotlight, Mrs. Mazzone would hear some personal tidbits, a few quirky things in a familiar song, sung by a stranger, while her children and grandchildren were all gathered around and smiling approvingly. And that is just what happened! That little nightmare and two other of her favorite Dean Martin songs were belted out accapella with video cameras rolling. I was kindly offered to stick around and enjoy some food that had been grilled but having my wife in the car, I made my way out of the backyard and drove away breathing a big sigh of relief that it had gone over well.
I did speak with Gayle that afternoon to reassure her that the singing telegram was a success. That was four years ago and I am still waiting for a check. After a couple of calls to her office and an excuse or two, she started screening her calls and no longer answering. I suppose I could have tricked her and called on another phone, but that is not my style.
The one thing I did gain from the ordeal was an understanding of the necessity to get, even the most mundane of business tranactions, in writing. There tends to be a kind of cameraderie in the music business therefore I felt comfortable in allowing Gayle to send a check after the job was completed.(This is common practice) But cameraderie did not apply here. Gayle, with her office that supposedly overlooks Central Park is a thief! Who knows how many other entertainers she has intentionally not payed or paying customers for that matter? Despicable! I wonder what she will think when she reads this posting, as it will be circulating all over the internet within a couple of weeks. Probably not much. For one reason or another she has probably been a scammer all of her life. Like most people, I hate being ripped off! I have run two businesses for nearly twenty years and every now and than, some unethical person sticks it to you.
Stay clear of LuvGrams if you are in search of a singing telegram.
Rat Pack Enterprises’ Mission Statement
My mission is to: Spread goodwill, pleasure and happiness by providing a live musical experience that is highly entertaining on both an emotional and intellectual level, to create strong and enjoyable long-lasting memories, and to help create a desire for the listener to want to experience this music again and again.
I will accomplish this by singing and recording great songs in a unique and professional manner while being backed by a superb band. I will use all of my musical knowledge to educate the listeners. I will perform with a state of-the-art sound system that allows the music to be heard without compromise. I will use all of my performing know-how to allow the listeners to experience the full range of human emotions. Most importantly, I will try to make the listeners forget, momentarily, all except the anticipation of a vocal crescendo or cymbal crash, while absorbing the finger snapping, foot tapping, and intoxicating sounds of Frank Lamphere’s Rat Pack Jazz.
After 8PM he’s a nightclub singer, performing at some of the top venues in the Midwest. In the morning he’s not only a music contractor (acting as booking for himself and a small stable of quality musical entertainers) but Frank Lamphere is also one of the busiest deck contractors (A-Affordable Decks) in DuPage County, Illinois. With three professions: agent, crooner and contractor you would think that there wasn’t much time left over to do much of anything else. How about writing songs? Lyrics and original melodies that he conjures up. Frank has always had melodies (songs without the words) come and then just as quickly vanish without a trace. One day in September of 2007 he decided to keep a tape recorder at the side of his bed and low and behold, since that time, Lamphere has completed more than twenty songs. He has been inserting these originals into his sets while performing live, much to the enjoyment of the listeners and dancers. “Variety” says Frank “is the key to keeping people attentive. I’d hate to be predictable”
He has written jazz, blues, 50’s style pop, 60’s type pop, a pair of political pieces, a hard swinging big band number, a James Bond type song, a Christmas tearjerker and a handful of novelties. Thursday, May 14 Frank will unveil his latest creation: Dino On the Rocks. The song is a salute to his favorite singer Dean Martin.
Lamphere has appeared every Thursday at Villa Verone in Geneva, Illinois since the first of the year. He is most frequently accompanied by his fine pianist Larry Harris and drummer Rusty Jones. (With whom he worked with for a couple of years at the Flame of Countryside). Villa Verone is located a block north of Roosevelt Road at 416 Hamilton in downtown Geneva. There is no cover and the music begins at 8PM. 630-232-2201
Frank Lamphere and his Dynamic Rat Pack Jazz Duo have been extended through May at Villa Verone. The three dates are May 14, 21, and 28. The dance floor has been packed and business has been steadily growing each week as the people in the Fox Valley area have been discovering this great night of music.

This first set this week will include a tribute to Frank’s favorite crooner Dean Martin. Come catch the excitement!
Veteran drummer Rusty Jones is on the cover of the March/April issue of Chicago Jazz Magazine. Jones for years one of the more popular drummers on the Chicago jazz scene, has had extended stints with George Shearing and Judy Roberts. He currently works as a part of the Johnny Gabor Trio on Tuesday and Saturday nights at the Flame in Countryside and works with vocalist Frank Lamphere on Thursday nights at Villa Verone in Geneva Illinois.
Chicago Jazz Magazine published by Mike Jeffers, is regarded as “The” authority on the Chicago jazz scene, and comes out six times a year. Subscriptions are available at Chicago Jazz Magazine
Frank Lamphere and his Rat Pack Jazz Duo have been extended through April at Villa Verone in Geneva Illinois.
The Thursday night “get-togethers” have been gaining in popularity since Frank and company started back in December.
Larry Harris continues on keyboard and Rusty Jones on drums. No reservations are required! This is the place to be in the western suburbs on Thursday nights.
Villa Verone was just rated the number three Italian restaurant in DuPge County by a readers poll in DuPage Magazine.